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Utter shit.
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Woohoo! Don't worry, I'm sure it's ethically made..
Good find! |
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If they ain't diamonds I ain't buying.
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#4
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Purchased and gift-wrapped, for me alone. I think it'll make a great bookmark.
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Spotted on a jewelry store sign today
"Somebunny wants jewelry for Easter." |
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Cross Chocolate and "Testa-mints." It's not bad for the baby because it's in the shape of a Holy Icon.
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If eating candy holy icons can help get you into heaven, then I'm willing to try on works alone.
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It doesn't make me feel particularly worshipful, but it does make me want chocolate. Is this an advertisement for some kind of Christian Easter Candy?
-Claven |
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Don't go to church on Sunday
Don't get on my knees to pray Don't memorize the books of the Bible I got my own special way I know Jesus loves me Maybe just a little bit more I fall down on my knees every Sunday At Zerelda Lee's candy store Well it's got to be a chocolate Jesus Make me feel good inside Got to be a chocolate Jesus Keep me satisfied Well I don't want no Abba Zabba Don't want no Almond Joy There ain't nothing better Suitable for this boy Well it's the only thing That can pick me up Better than a cup of gold See only a chocolate Jesus Can satisfy my soul (Solo) When the weather gets rough And it's whiskey in the shade It's best to wrap your savior Up in cellophane He flows like the big muddy But that's ok Pour him over ice cream For a nice parfait Well it's got to be a chocolate Jesus Good enough for me Got to be a chocolate Jesus Good enough for me Well it's got to be a chocolate Jesus Make me feel good inside Got to be a chocolate Jesus Keep me satisfied --Lyrics by Tom Waits As for that stupid "Prayer Cross" thing you linked to they flog that like mad on Canadian TV, but only on the channel that tells you what's on other channels. what utter garbage, the way people use Christianity as a cash cow makes me fuming mad. Happy belated Easter (Unless you're Orthodox I think)! Has Eastern Orthodox Easter happened yet? Last edited by Chris Rooney; 04-08-2010 at 01:59 AM. |
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This year was the first in a very long time when both Eastern Orthodox and Western Christians celebrated Easter on the same weekend. The calendars alligned this year.
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Wow! that is rare!
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Yeah and aligned with calculations from the Hebrew calendar. It still burns me up whenever I think that, although his death and resurrection is the only important date in Jesus's life that can be accurately calculated (by it's relation to Pesach), the West chose arbitrarily to mess with it. Rome decreed that Easter be delayed until after the first full moon after Pesach, and harshly punished priests who would not go along. The first full moon? Just for the hell of it? No, thank you -- I've broken with Western Christendom ever since I learnt this tidbit, and I hope others start doing so too.
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so that's the reason hunh? I suppose out of an attempt to be diplomatic on behalf of those trying to explain it to me I never got a straight answer to who the two churches celebrate Easter at different times.
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I wasn't aware of that, either. I knew about the split, but not the reason. That's really a strange and arbitrary designation.
-C |
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Well, the East was also on the Julian calendar (until a couple of years ago?), so ...
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